Double-O Poo Poo: US Secret Service agents regularly capture Presidential poo in order to prevent foreign intelligence agencies from collecting information about the leader of the free World’s health, especially when travelling abroad. I have no idea how this is done, but governmental agencies, including the United States CIA and the Israeli Mossad, have used this approach to gain valuable insight into the health status of world leaders visiting their countries. And you thought international espionage was all high-tech mystery and glamour!

Excerpted from What’s Your Poo Telling You by Josh Richman and Anish Seth, M.D.

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