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The Straight Poop – Double-O Poo Poo

The Straight Poop – Double-O Poo Poo

Double-O Poo Poo: US Secret Service agents regularly capture Presidential poo in order to prevent foreign intelligence agencies from collecting information about the leader of the free World's health, especially when travelling abroad. I have no idea how this is done,...

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The Straight Poop – Snake Poos

The Straight Poop – Snake Poos

If your toilet bowl is the host to a long, thin stool that coils like a snake or bends like a pretzel, take a memo to relax. Your long, unsatisfying movement was created by an anal sphincter that was too tight. Snake poos share this in common with the Dunce Cap, and...

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ANNIVERSARY CELEBRATION!

I am very excited to be sharing our Anniversary with you! As a reward for having an active commitment to making healthy choices, I’m offering our Members a special Anniversary Package to kick start your rewarding, positive 2014. I am presenting you with three options...

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The Straight Poop – The Dunce Cap

The Straight Poop – The Dunce Cap

Have you ever sweated and strained on the toilet, only to find that the initial strong resistance diminishes considerably once the turd leaves your body? Instead of the expected Monster Poo, you find the meagre reward of a long, tapering cone or Dunce Cap. The narrow...

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The Straight Poop – Poophoria

We all savour those rare poos that leave us feeling energized, like we just awoke from a great nap. Some lucky souls even report feelings of ecstasy following the Poophoria. The distention of the rectum that occurs with the passing of a large mass of stool causes the...

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The Straight Poop – Monster Poo

The Straight Poop – Monster Poo

Have you ever had a poo that looks way too big to come out of a sensible, tidy person like yourself? The bulk of the Monster Poo is related to the amount of fibre and water you consume. Picture the engorged appearance of your favourite legume after soaking it...

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Live Blood Cell Microscopy Is Here!

LIVE BLOOD CELL MICROSCOPY IS HERE! See the evidence with your own eyes! A live blood cell demonstration involves placing a drop of blood from your fingertip under a microscope that is connected to a TV screen monitor. Observing the characteristics and activities of...

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The Straight Poop

Who can resist the temptation to look into the toilet bowl before we flush? Keep on doing it, and don’t be ashamed — there’s information on your health down there. I recently came across a wonderful little book called What’s Your Poo Telling...

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