Water, Water, and More Water…

Water, Water, and More Water…

 We keep hearing everyone tell us to drink lots of water – that we need water. Why? What’s the big deal about water?  Some people say – “I drink 1 to 2 glasses of water and I don’t need any more, I’m not thirsty, it doesn’t taste like anything, I...
The Straight Poop – Double-O Poo Poo

The Straight Poop – Double-O Poo Poo

Double-O Poo Poo: US Secret Service agents regularly capture Presidential poo in order to prevent foreign intelligence agencies from collecting information about the leader of the free World’s health, especially when travelling abroad. I have no idea how this is...
The Straight Poop – Snake Poos

The Straight Poop – Snake Poos

If your toilet bowl is the host to a long, thin stool that coils like a snake or bends like a pretzel, take a memo to relax. Your long, unsatisfying movement was created by an anal sphincter that was too tight. Snake poos share this in common with the Dunce Cap, and...

ANNIVERSARY CELEBRATION!

I am very excited to be sharing our Anniversary with you! As a reward for having an active commitment to making healthy choices, I’m offering our Members a special Anniversary Package to kick start your rewarding, positive 2014. I am presenting you with three options...
The Straight Poop – Ascaris Lumbricoides

The Straight Poop – Ascaris Lumbricoides

Have you ever passed a stool so long and thin you called it spaghetti poo? Well, I’ve got good news and I’ve got bad news. First, the bad news: that was really a parasite known as Ascaris lumbricoides. The good news is this roundworm rarely causes...